The Guess Saddam's Bush Poem Contest
First, read this. Try not to shed a tear, now. And yea, yea...it's a CNN article. I couldn't find it on Reuters.
Then come back and enter your best guess as to what his Bush poem reads. (English, please.) It's Monday, so hopefully I'll get at least one entry. Use any rhyme scheme you like: terza rima, iambic pentameter, haiku, whatever.
Ready? Set? GO
On an entirely different note, Sam Kellerman has predicted this year's Superbowl winner: Al Davis' collection bin of the nearly-retired, known also as the Oakland Raiders. One word for you, Sam: PPFFFTTT. It's July, training camps have yet to start, the Raiders have a new head coach, the players have to learn a whole new offense and a new defense, and of course, they're stacked with old, slow players. (Gushing over Bobby Hamilton? Is it April 1st or what?)
Hey Sam: I'll give you 50-4 odds that you're wrong.
9 Comments:
My guess is Haiku.
I sit in my cell
Beaten down by a monkey
Bush bush bush bush bush
3:01 PM
Bwa!
3:10 PM
Me evil? No, Bush.
These muffins are delicious.
Cookies are good too.
3:21 PM
Hey slow down everyone...there's plenty of words to go around...
11:53 PM
My garden now blooms
With all the pretty white rocks
Die filthy pig scum
9:26 AM
Rock over London,Rock on Chicago, George Bush: sucks.
11:59 AM
But Andy, that's 5-5-3. Is that some new Haiku format? or is that "Baisch?"
3:14 PM
It has to be haiku? Did your blog not say "Use any rhyme scheme you like: terza rima, iambic pentameter, haiku, whatever"?
10:21 PM
BTW: It's "Wesley Willis", better than haiku.
10:22 PM
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