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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Two quick thingies for the busy

As much as I've always loved The Onion, it sorta went south for a while, in my humble opinion. It just wasn't quite as good for a stretch. For a while there, it fell out of my regular Wednesday routine. I went back last week after a long hiatus and there it was...The Onion had it again, and I was jiggling like jello in my chair for a good ten minutes—precisely the effect it's supposed to have. Headlines of note:

  • Bedding Officials Demand Thread Recount
  • Experimental Band Theoretically Good
  • Matchbox Twenty Finally Finishes Watering Down Long-Awaited New Album
  • Ramones Reunion Nearly Complete
  • Trapped Miner Wishes He Could See The Coverage

Ah, The Onion...

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Ever wondered what the worst possible jobs might be? Check this out. It's a great read. Hilarious, interesting, and quick enough to not waste your time.

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Weekend Update on SNL would do this routinely and the winner every year (for like 10 years) was always always always:

Crack Whore.

Being a crack whore was the worst profession one could have.

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