The creeps give me the heebie-jeebies, and the heebie-jeebies give me the willies, which, in turn, give me the creeps.

When I read things like this, I'm reminded that we—meaning you and I—really have no clue about what really goes on out there. Since the 50s, uncountable billions of dollars have gone to black budget projects (unaccountable to anyone, including the House and Senate). What the hell have they been doing over there in the dark? Wait, don't answer that.

You've probably heard about how Viktor Yushchenko, the pro-Western presidential candidate in Ukraine, was poisoned by "interests of the incumbent". This is what dioxin in one's soup does for one's complexion:

Can you imagine this level of blatant corruption in the U.S.? It reveals a lot about those Russian countries, and how they're still stuck in the shadows of the culture of communism. We can only hope that more people like Yushchenko can hold sway over there. What a potential nightmare otherwise.

The History Channel, the greatest channel on TeeVee (this is not opinion, this is fact. It can be proven under controlled clinical conditions.) is airing an interesting program on the Dropa stones tonight at 8 p.m. EST. Just watch, will ya?

This is old news, but I forgot to share it back in October. With the recent major advancements in cell and tissue engineering, there are a few people out there who are curiously interested in turning live tissue into clothing and other oddities. "Victimless leather"? Eh...something tells me this won't take off any time soon. But hey. It's art, I guess.

You are not you. I am not me. Well, we're not all us. We're more them than us. Who are they? Check it out.