I'd like to start this with a favorite picture of mine, mentioned a few thingies ago. It's just too good to leave buried in a post.

That's better. Nowthen...

I own an iPod. I like it a lot. Love, even. But I couldn't ever ascend (or is it descend?) to this level of iPod geekdom. Neat design and all, but...jeez, people.

Okay. You've seen Office Space, correct? If not, then you need to see Office Space. If you have, you'll get a kick out of this short film. Ah...Yyyeeaa, ah, if you could go ahead and do that, it would be great, yyeea. Thanks!

This could very well be the new definition of excessive force.

Take 30 seconds to read this and tell me if you think it's bullshit. How can it not be bullshit to say that regularly eating tortilla chips suggests that you're a perfectionist while habitually snacking on potato chips means you're aggressive...? They're actually giving away grants and doctorate degrees for these kinds of studies. Hey Dr. Hirsch: I'm not impressed.

The other day I brought up the Dukes of Hazzard. Turns out you can pull $100,000 just by watching old re-runs of the show. Imagine that. A new category of six-figure jobs.

I just love headlines like this.

But maybe not as much as headlines like this: Mysterious object in space could be new "burper" object. This could start an exciting new trend of cosmic toilet nomenclature. Interesting things, these burpers.

Speaking of toilets, leave it to the crafty Japanese to come up with a hands-free throne...meet the Toto Neorest 600, courtesy of Bob Vila. Yes, it does everything. (The pause in the middle of the video is just a brief commercial.)